stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
