# Stupid riddles for teens

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The old one was: Out of date The new one is: Different He said: My password is "Out of date." And the boss told him the new one when he said: "The password is different."
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## Sandpaper

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
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## Corn

What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
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## Bears sock

What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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## Fly with no wings

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
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## Under an umbrella

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
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## Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
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## Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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## Karl Marx

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?