funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
