funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
