What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
dirtywhat am I
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
What's long and hard and has cum in it?