stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
