stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
