crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
