funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
