punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
