funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
