cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
