loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
cleanloveWhat makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
loveWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.