love What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
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funny love Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
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The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
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By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love It's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean clever simple love what am I Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right, the lover's privilege, the hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
A kiss.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny love story punny You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
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