love What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
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funny love What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love It's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Forget-me-nuts.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean love What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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I want to hold your hand.
Show me the answer Share riddle love What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
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