love What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
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love What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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You're purrr-fect for me!
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny love story punny You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
Show me the answer Share riddle love What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
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The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
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