love What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
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funny love You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
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I am nuts about you.
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Stick with me and we’ll go places.
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I find you very attractive.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny love story punny You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
Show me the answer Share riddle love What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
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You get buttered up.
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By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
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Love.
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Cupid.
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