# Riddle #382

love

## An octupus

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
70.35 %

## People can’t survive without it

What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
77.93 %

## Never been married

He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
76.26 %

## Valentine card

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
76.87 %

## What do squirrels give each other

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
74.45 %

## The destruction of Troy

It caused the destruction of Troy, The worst of tragedies, And numerous maladies, Yet it is chased, desired and fought for. What is it?
Love.
73.23 %

## Man having 2 girlfriends

A man who lives in Middletown has two girlfriends, one in Northtown and one in Southtown. Trains from the Middletown train station leave for Northtown once every hour. Separate trains from the station also leave for Southtown once every hour. No trains go to both Northtown and Southtown. Each day he gets to the Middletown train station at a completely random time and gets onto the first train that is going to either Northtown or Southtown, whichever comes first. After a few months, he realizes that he spends 80% of his days with his girlfriend from Northtown, and only 20% of his days with his girlfriend from Southtown. How could this be?
The train to Northtown leaves every hour, on the hour (9:00AM, 10:00AM, etc...). The train to Southtown leaves at 12 after the hour (9:12AM, 10:12AM, etc...). So there is only a 12/60 (1/5) chance that he will end up on the train to Southtown each day, since he will usually get to the station during the 48 minutes of each hour when the train to Northtown will be the next to come.
72.54 %

## Three passengers

You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
76.89 %

## A favorite of girls

This word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?
Forever.
73.05 %

## Humanity would go extinct without it

What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
73.94 %