What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
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How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else. cleanloveshort
What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.cleanloveshort
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.cleanloveshort
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.cleanlove
This word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.cleanfunnylogiclove
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.