# Riddle #381

love

## Valentine's Day

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
76.11 %

## Man having 2 girlfriends

A man who lives in Middletown has two girlfriends, one in Northtown and one in Southtown. Trains from the Middletown train station leave for Northtown once every hour. Separate trains from the station also leave for Southtown once every hour. No trains go to both Northtown and Southtown. Each day he gets to the Middletown train station at a completely random time and gets onto the first train that is going to either Northtown or Southtown, whichever comes first. After a few months, he realizes that he spends 80% of his days with his girlfriend from Northtown, and only 20% of his days with his girlfriend from Southtown. How could this be?
The train to Northtown leaves every hour, on the hour (9:00AM, 10:00AM, etc...). The train to Southtown leaves at 12 after the hour (9:12AM, 10:12AM, etc...). So there is only a 12/60 (1/5) chance that he will end up on the train to Southtown each day, since he will usually get to the station during the 48 minutes of each hour when the train to Northtown will be the next to come.
72.54 %

## The destruction of Troy

It caused the destruction of Troy, The worst of tragedies, And numerous maladies, Yet it is chased, desired and fought for. What is it?
Love.
73.23 %

## Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two

Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie or work for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, the lover's privilege, the hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I?
A kiss.
70.35 %

## The difference between love and marriage

Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
72.45 %
love

## An octupus

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
70.35 %

## Someone you love

How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
75.89 %

## How do you spell a pretty girl

How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
71.39 %

## Boy cat to the girl cat

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
75.17 %
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## Two birds in love

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
75.57 %