Riddle #381

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

Whats the difference between love and marriage?

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?

What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?

This word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?

Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie or work for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby's right, the lover's privilege, the hypocrite's mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I?

Why did the man ask his wife for a map?

You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?

What three words are said too much, yet not enough?