cleanloveWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
