cleanloveWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
lovepoemsIt caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
