cleanloveWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
