funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
lovepoemsIt caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
cleanloveWhat makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
