loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
cleanloveWhat three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
cleanloveWhat makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
Love.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
loveWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
