dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.