# Riddle #819

## What goes in dry and hard

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
66.60 %

## Murdered wife

A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately. As soon as he arrives, he is arrested.
He never ask the cop where the scene of the crime was so they knew that he had murdered his wife.
71.56 %

## It is impossible to keep it

It is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
74.17 %

## Rain comes down

What goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
70.75 %
dirty

## The Cellar Door

A girl lives in a house with her parents. There is a cellar door in the house, and her parents warn her to never, ever, open it because she's not ready to see what's behind it. What is on the other side of the door that her parents don't want her to see?
The girl is locked in the cellar. Her parents are both crazed people who thought the best way to protect their daughter would be by locking her in the cellar since she was born. On the other side of the door is the rest of the house, and the outside world.
68.19 %

## Mother's funeral

A young woman is attending her mother's funeral. While there, she meets a man she has never seen before and falls in love immediately. After the funeral she tries to find him but cannot. Several days later she kills her sister. Why does she kill her sister?
She killed her sister hoping to see this man at her sisters funeral. Note: If you thought of this answer easily you may be a psychopath
72.17 %

## Whoever...

Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
73.20 %
dirty

## What’s long and hard

What's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
73.35 %

## A boys name

Without looking at a calendar, within a minute name a boys name using 5 consecutive first letters of 5 consecutive months.
JASON - July August September October November.
70.55 %

## It is red but smells like a blue

What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Red paint.
76.35 %