It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.animalcleanfunnyshort
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.cleanlogicmathshort
If you multiply all the numbers on the telephone, what is the answer?
0 (Remember, their is a zero!)logicshort
This is a newspaper headline:
Workers Strike - Want to Make Less Money!
What is going on?
The workers work at the mint and are tired of being overworked. They want to work less, which is making less money, since money is made at the mind!cleanlogicshort
In a one storey brown house, there was a brown person with a brown computer, brown telephone, and brown chair. He also had a brown cat and a brown fish – Just about everything was brown – What colour was the stairs?
As it was a one-storey house – there were no stairs.cleanfunnyshort
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
What is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.poemsshortwhat am I
Poke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?