It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
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How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)cleanshortwhat am I
I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
There is a word and six letters it contains. Take one away and twelve is what remains. What word is it?
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
Three. It seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.cleanfunnyshort
What is a tree's favorite drink?
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
None, the boat rises with the tide.