cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicWhen it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Watermelon.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
cleanThe more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.
logicsimplecleanWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.