cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
cleanlogicHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
cleansimpleBranches grow on its head; it wears spotted clothes. Not a donkey of a horse, it runs like the wind.
Deer.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
cleanloveHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.