dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
mysteryscarytrickydirtyThere was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
Married couples.
