What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
What's long and hard and has cum in it?
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
dirtywhat am I
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?