What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
What's long and hard and has cum in it?
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
dirtywhat am I
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?