What's long and hard and has cum in it?
Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
dirtywhat am I
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?