I live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Name four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
What is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?