crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
