crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
