Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What clothes does a house wear?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.