A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
What type of house weighs the least?
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?