crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
