crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazyWhich reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
