crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
