What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
I live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
How do birds communicate?
What is a fish without an eye?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
What do you call a great dog detective?