What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What clothes does a house wear?
What is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
Which is the rope you never skip with?
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
I live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!