crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
