crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.