funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
what am IcrazyI have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?
Mississippi.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
