funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
