crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
crazyWhich reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
