crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
mathtrickycrazyWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
