What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A dirty person on a dirty horse.
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What has teeth but cannot eat?
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!funnyshortwhat am I
Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!animalfunnyshort
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.cleancrazyfunnyshort
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.funnyshort
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!funnyshort
What do moths study in school?