What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?