crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
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crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
