Riddle #797

How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
72.14 %

A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
76.95 %

Sea twinkle

Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
76.70 %

Great dog detective

What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
76.45 %

So hot in the corner

Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
76.45 %

Flashlight

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
76.26 %

Fish without an eye

What is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
76.20 %

The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
76.12 %

House that weighs the least

What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
76.09 %

Yellow dog

When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
75.92 %