crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
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crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
