What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?