funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!