cleansimplecleverlogicWhat is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
logictrickyA hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
A Centipede that turned upside down.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
