funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleansimpleWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
simplecleancleverWhat king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
cleansimpleA natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.
Balance.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
logicmathsimplecleverUsing eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
