funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI get whiter the dirtier I get. What am I?
A blackboard
logicmathtrickyIf
1 = 5 ,
2 = 25 ,
3 = 325 ,
4 = 4325
Then 5 = ?
1
Already stated 1=5 => 5=1
logicsimpleThis is a newspaper headline:
Workers Strike - Want to Make Less Money!
What is going on?
The workers work at the mint and are tired of being overworked. They want to work less, which is making less money, since money is made at the mind!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
