cleanpoemsMy antlers tower above my head.
Where I live it’s cold all year.
I can pull a sled or pack a load.
You call me a ?
Reindeer.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
cleverWhat emotion is an anagram of a homonym of an antonym of a homonym of an anagram of wolf?
Fear. The anagram of wolf is fowl. The antonym of fowl is fair. The homonym of fair is fare. The anagram of fare is fear, which is the emotion.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
what am IscarysimplecleverWhen you have me more, you can see only less. What Am I?
Darkness.
cleansimplecleverWhat you cannot hold it but it is yours?
Your heart.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
simplecleanEvery time you stand up, you lose this. What is it?
Your lap.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
