crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
cleancleversimplelogicWhat stays where it is when it goes off?
An alarm clock.
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter 'G' and it becomes Gone.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
cleanlogicsimpleRe-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".
