funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
simplecleverWhat word looks the same backwards and upside down?
SWIMS.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
trickyCan a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!