punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
cleanlogicsimpleThis old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
cleanlogicsimpleWhat is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
Your breath.
cleanlogicsimpleRe-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
simplecleverWhat word looks the same backwards and upside down?
SWIMS.