punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
cleanlogicsimpleThis old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
Your breath.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
simplecleverWhat word looks the same backwards and upside down?
SWIMS.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
