funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
logiccleansimpleFive add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
