crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
interviewcleansimpleWhat is unusual about the following words: revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven?
Take the first letter of each word and place it at the end. It will spell the same word backwards.
cleansimpleBrothers, all pair up; Bodies firm and tall.
You only care to eat the solid food,
And don’t care to eat the soup.
Chopsticks
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
what am IsimpleclevercleanYou will throw me away when you want to use me. You will take me in when you don’t want to use me. What am I?
An anchor.
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
