cleanlogicwho am IsimpleWe are a family of 12 members. I am the second. I am also the youngest in our family. Who am I?
February. A year has 12 months and February is the second month.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
logiccleancleverWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
cleanlogicwhat am IYou can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?
Your back.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.