cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
logiccleansimpleA sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
