trickypunnyWhat does a man have that no other men has?
The letter "a"
trickystupidA plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?
Survivers don't get burried. They survived!
simplelogictrickyYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleanlogictrickyA beggar's brother died, but the man who died had not brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a women.
logictrickysimpleWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
cleanlogictrickyYou are in a cabin and it is pitch black. You have one match on you. Which do you light first, the newspaper, the lamp, the candle, or the fire?
You light the match first!
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
