Riddle #1170

A plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?

What's green and loud?

You have a sock drawer. It has 4 black socks, 8 brown socks, 2 white socks and 8 tan socks. You need to pull out a matching pair of socks in the dark. There is no light and you couldn't see the socks. How many socks you should pull out in the dark to get one matching pair of socks?

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?

Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?

If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?