Riddle #1170

A plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?

Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?

You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way. Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry. Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death. Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you. Which door do you pick?

What has one horn and gives milk?

If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Greenland by viking Erik the Red?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?

A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn't work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation: Man: "Hey boss, my password is out of date." Boss: "Yes, that's right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same." Man: "Thanks boss." With that, he went and correctly logged into his station. What was the new password? BONUS: What was his old password? HINT: It is nine letters long. Also, a "password" can be more than one word...