stupid What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
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stupid funny What is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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Because they'd look silly with handbags.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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A toothless squirrel.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny stupid What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid tricky Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen.
Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is."
How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
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