stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
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stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
trickystupidA plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?
Survivers don't get burried. They survived!
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
