What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
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A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
What is a frog’s favorite year?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
Whats a sheep's favorite game?