What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
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When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?