stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
