stupid What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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stupid What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid tricky Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen.
Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is."
How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
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Practice, practice, practice.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
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A toothless squirrel.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny stupid What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
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Cockerpoodledoo.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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