stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
