stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
