stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
Similar riddles
See also best riddles or new riddles.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.