stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
