stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
trickystupidA plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?
Survivers don't get burried. They survived!
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
