stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
