stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.