stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
