# Riddle #771

stupid

## A fly, a car, and a dog

What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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## When you cross a cow with a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
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## Frog’s favorite year

What is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
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## Why do elephants have trunks

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
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## What has one horn and gives milk

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
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stupid

The old one was: Out of date The new one is: Different He said: My password is "Out of date." And the boss told him the new one when he said: "The password is different."
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## Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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## Baseball

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
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## Bears sock

What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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## What do snowmen eat for breakfast

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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