What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
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A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?