Riddle #794

Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?

A plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What color socks do bears wear?

A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?

What country is hidden in the paragraph below? As defendants, we deny all involvement in the unscrupulous dealings which have come to light in the recent government investigation.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?