Riddle #794

Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?

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Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

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Why do elephants have trunks?

A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?

What is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?

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What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?

A man was driving a truck at 60 mph. He did not have his headlights on and the moon was not up. Yet he did not hit the woman who crossed the road. How?