Riddle #794

Mike was watching TV and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the TV and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?

A plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

As I was going to the mall I met a man with seven wives. Each wive held two bags, each bag held a mother cat, each mother cat had six babies, How many people were going to the mall?

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

Whats a sheep's favorite game?

Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?

What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?