stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
