stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.