stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
