stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
trickystupidA plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?
Survivers don't get burried. They survived!
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
