Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.