stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
