stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
