stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
trickystupidA plane crashed on the border of the U.S and Mexico. Where do the survivers get burried?
Survivers don't get burried. They survived!
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
