Riddle #849

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The old one was: Out of date The new one is: Different He said: My password is "Out of date." And the boss told him the new one when he said: "The password is different."
74.15 %

Bears sock

What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
74.71 %

Under an umbrella

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
74.40 %

Fish with an elephant

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
75.03 %
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Fairy that hasn't taken a bath

What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
70.78 %

Lemon and an orange

A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
69.92 %

What do polar bears eat for lunch

What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
72.43 %
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Cross a frog with a rabbit

What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
74.72 %

Better than presence of mind

What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
71.93 %

Cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
72.54 %